r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk

This is satire. Relax.

This subreddit is for jokes, parody, and roasting Girl Dinner™ discourse. Posts are not sincere. Comments are worse. If you take something literally, that’s on you.

Use post flairs.

• Flairs tell people what kind of bit you’re doing.
• Use "🫧Satire, babe" when it’s not obvious.
• Misleading or missing flairs may be removed.

Help us help you not get reported.

No medical, dietary, or ED content.

We joke about food culture — not bodies or health.

Do not:

• Give or request medical advice
• No med names, dosages, or pill glamorizing
• Give or request dietary or nutrition advice
• Diagnose eating disorders or speculate
• Encourage or romanticize disordered eating
• Moralize food choices (“good/bad,” “clean,” “guilty,” etc.)
• Discuss calories, macros, restriction, or weight loss
• Police what or how much other people eat

Note: Consecutive posts showing little to no food may be removed.

Punch up, not at people.

Roast ideas, trends, and discourse—not individuals. Be mean funny, not mean mean.

Removals: We will remove content targeting specific individuals (including the OP/OOP), strangers' meals outside this sub, or specific individuals' mental health.

Instant Permabans:

• Body Shaming (no small pp jokes)
• Abuse / Violence
• Grooming
• Pro-ED / Self-Harm
• Felonies / Biohazards
• Hate / Bigotry
• Harassment / Hate

Don’t bring outside fights here.

No asking for the Sauce.

No individual post callouts (including summarizing or paraphrasing outside posts), brigading, or screenshots meant to harass. Reddit admins consider asking for links or search terms to source posts in other subs to be brigading. Please don't let them shut us down. I live here.

We’re not a reaction hub or a court of public opinion. If you’re mad, log off first.

If you’re mad, this isn’t for you.

This is not a debate subreddit. If you’re arguing sincerely in the comments, you may be lost.

Account age & karma matter. Sorry.

To keep this sub fun and not full of drive-by weirdness:

• Accounts must be at least 30 days old
• Accounts must have some positive karma
• New or low-karma accounts may still comment, but posting is locked until you clear that bar.

This isn’t personal. It’s just how we keep trolls, bots, and bad-faith chaos from killing the vibe.

Hang out, earn a little karma, and we’ll see you soon. 💅

Mod(s) have final say.

We promise to be fair, unserious, and slightly judgmental. Rule lawyering will not save you.

No AI-generated slop.

You wouldn't download a girl dinner. We want actual, unhinged human brain-rot.

No AI-generated images, or text.

Please hold on tight to your spell checkers tho.