r/cmpunk

CM Punk is a professional wrestler & biblical figure from Mindy's Bakery in Chicago, Illinois. He is a 12 time UFC Champion, 57 time WWE Champion & is the current AEW Fan-Favorite Champion. He intercepts nuclear missiles with his straight edge telepathy & invented Pepsi. At the young age of 29, his son Larry became the first dog to make a milkshake on the surface of the Moon. But he is most known for his attractive wife, AJ Styles. "When I grow up, I wanna be a CM Punk" - Abraham Lincoln, 1976.