r/AbsoluteUnits

Title should be a continuation of "Absolute Units" and must start with "of"

Ex: "of a squirrel"

Please note that this is case sensitive. Capitalizing the O will cause your post submission to fail.

Absolute Units Only

• Only Absolute Units are allowed.

No normal units, see definition here.

• Post absolute units, not actual units

Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.

• No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

• No mildly interesting content

An absolute unit should make you say woah.

Animals, Public Figures, Food, Large Items

• No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, but we also accept huge foods, statues and items. If you are submitting humans, only public figures are allowed and not only to showcase that they are fat - they must be also large in stature; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, or fat-shaming is allowed. Identify their name in the title. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden. Transphobic comments will result in a ban.

NSFW is prohibited

• No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.

• Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.

• Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

Recent & Common Reposts

• Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
• Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel has been reposted too often, outside of these guidelines.

Follow the Reddiquette

• No witch hunts.
• Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
• No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

See Rule 6.

• There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
• Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
• Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
• Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

Hatred towards species/breeds

• No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

No AI-generated content

AI-generated content of any kind is forbidden.